Yes, that is a pimp strutting bird.

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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drunktrophywife:

weloveshortvideos:

Jet Pack Fail on Live TV!

This is honestly a classic

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

imapartofallthativemet:

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

james-p-sullivan seems about right. 

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

#Leroy #Puppysitting #beagle #cutness #puppy

#BCLions #ClubOrange #fancy #HighClass #Free #FreeFood #JakesBdayPresent @wjcoventry from @jennabossons #8ofUs @anegri10 @_itsmekira @tyty2753 @jamespatyoung #aristocracy  (at BC Place)

#BCLions #ClubOrange #fancy #HighClass #Free #FreeFood #JakesBdayPresent @wjcoventry from @jennabossons #8ofUs @anegri10 @_itsmekira @tyty2753 @jamespatyoung #aristocracy (at BC Place)