when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
Working in customer service
james-p-sullivan seems about right.
Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
This is the best gif you’ll ever see
has science gone too far
Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.