i can’t even cut a strip off with scissors wtf
stannis baratheon takes back the north.
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Is this how lesbian sex works